portal: if only every day life was this easy

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“Scholar Howells, thank you for making time to see me.”

“Please, call me Edwer. Sit down, Mr. Laurents. Now, what can I do for you?”

“It’s the students - uh, Edwer. I’ve caught them … Well, there’s a disturbing trend.”

“I see. What is it you’ve seen?”

“Lately I’ve noticed a…

I love the moral of this story

awwww-cute:

They’re grrrrrEAT!!!

awwww-cute:

They’re grrrrrEAT!!!

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coolthingsswd:

Ode to Apollo 11 and the joy of discovery

I don’t often reblog. But this …

awwww-cute:

8 week old Noah, he’s the cheekiest kitten I’ve ever met. He knows he’s handsome

Lisa I found you a kitty he’s a a bad ass as you are

awwww-cute:

8 week old Noah, he’s the cheekiest kitten I’ve ever met. He knows he’s handsome

Lisa I found you a kitty he’s a a bad ass as you are

30secsf:

I was playing Halo 5 the other night. Wanted a little bit of retro action, you know? It was the best game of 2016, easy.

Anyhow. I was playing a two-on-two deathmatch series, teamed up with some random dude online. He was pretty crap, until we got to Precipice - the zero-g level, you…

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I scraped away at the permafrost with my trowel, layer by layer of dirt clumping like frozen coffee grounds. At length I hit something hard.

When machines can do almost everything better than people can, there aren’t many jobs worth assigning to a human.

Archaeology is one of them.

nevver:

1. netflixroulette.net — Find something random to watch on Netflix.
2. pintsinthesun.co.uk — Find somewhere to drink a pint in the sun.
3. gfycat.com — Upload your gifs.
4. youconvertit.com — Convert documents.
5. ninite.com — Download all the free software you want at the…

huffposttaste:

pieplatebingo:

inthemess:

nturlbruntt:

lickystickypickyshe:

Smoked Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings
w/ Sriracha Mayo Dipping Sauce

Holy shitballs.

I need this in my mouth at once! I will pay a handsome reward to anyone who can deliver this magnificent creation.

Look who’s bringing it with the food porn

:slow clap:

d-d-d-d-daaamn.

Best idea ever

wtfevolution:

Good evolutionary defense mechanisms: Running very fast. Hiding really well. Being full of poison. Having wicked spikes. 

Questionable evolutionary defense mechanisms: … whatever this is.